Rangers reduce town centre crime!
Recent successes include the arrest of a gang of credit card fraudsters, who had been operating undetected in other towns and the unmasking of a bogus charity collector. On further investigation, it was discovered that this collector was, in fact, a serial cheat - who had used false documents in many locations to ‘prove’ he was officially collecting for cancer research.
So far this year, official figures show that town centre crime has dropped by 39% and there has been a staggering 69% reduction in anti-social behaviour!